The Times You’re Glad You’re Drunk

How many times have you been in or witnessed an awkward situation that would have just been much more tolerable if you were drunk?  Yeah, us too.  For that reason we have decided to come up with this quick, funny list of the times you’re glad you were/are drunk.

1. You do something embarrassing.  This one should be a no brainer, but making yourself look like an idiot is somehow less character scarring if you are under the influence.  For example, if you trip, at least you have an excuse!

2. If you are around your crush.  There’s a reason why alcohol is called “liquid courage”.  You might get up the nerve to tell that cute hunk or honeybunny that you’re digging them.  Then again, you might go to tell them and accidentally vomit on their shoes too.  Take the chance!

3. You’re at a function you didn’t want to be at.  Nothing makes going to your 3rd great uncle twice removed renewal of vows like a cup that stays full of booze.

4. You’re a groom/bride to be.  What a way to celebrate your “last night of freedom”!  Hopefully you drink enough to forget all the trifling things you did in just 6-8 short hours the night before you say “I do.”

5. You get arrested.  Getting on the wrong side of the law is NO FUN, but maybe if you’re buzzed you won’t realize how much your life is ruined?

6. Karaoke Night.  Come on, your voice is not beautiful.  Not even with earplugs in.  With a few drinks, you’ll forget about sounding worse than William Hung and jam out like Michael Jackson.

7. You get into an argument. The next day when your girlfriend is mad at you, simply say “I was drunk!”

8. One Night Stand.  Despite the fact that you might possibly wake up with an STD if you don’t use protection (AND YOU SHOULD), being inebriated sure does make that 2 look like a 10!

9. You come up with one and let us know in the comments what should be added to the list!

Cheers!