A Hunch Punch How-To

Greetings BeerRightNow regulars,

The time has come to yet again impart some valuable wisdom that will most definitely benefit you in the near future. Today’s topic: Hunch Punch. You’re probably saying to yourself, “Seriously? Of all the things they could choose to teach me and they are teaching me about HUNCH PUNCH?!?! I already know how to make that!” Well friends, truth is, there are so many different types, that chances are you will learn a thing or two. We have consulted with the Hunch Punch gods and they have given us detailed insight. The only catch to us showing you is that you have to promise to buy your supplies from yours truly, BeerRightNow. Deal? Deal. So without further ado, here are some of our favorite recipes.  (Keep in mind, these are recipes for large quantities.  We assume you have friends.)

1. Pink Panty Droppers

 

 

Ok, we will confess..  We included this just for the name.  But, to me this is a classic.  It is the ultimate fizzy pink lemonade that will have you slurring in mere minutes!

Recipe:

1 30-Pack Light Beer (No need to get all fancy with Corona or something, Natty Light works just fine.)
1-2 Handles Cheap Vodka (Notice the emphasis on cheap.  Don’t try to be a big shot. Nobody will notice.)
2 Cans Pink Lemonade (Country Time is a popular kind.)
Ice and Water, to taste (Enough to make the taste milder and tolerable, but not drowned out.)

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2. Loko Punch

Ok, so you might just have to be “Loko” to drink this, but there is enough energy in this rendition of hunch punch to ensure your party lasts well into the next morning.  Your liver will hate you, but your friends will LOVE YOU!

Recipe:

10 5-Hour Energy bottles (Yikes!  That’s like 50 hours of energy!)
2 4-packs Red Bull (Double Yikes!)
2L Grain Alcohol
1 Handle Cheap Gin/Vodka
2 2L Sprite/Fresca/7up
2 Cans Lemonade
Ice and Water, to taste

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3. Killer Hunch Punch

The contents of this punch are quite killer.

Recipe:

2 bottles Everclear alcohol
1 bottle Smirnoff watermelon vodka
1/2 bottle 100 Proof Smirnoff vodka
1 bottle Champagne
4 gallons Hawaiian Punch
Sprite soda
fruits
orange juice

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4. Gummy Bear Hunch Punch

This punch tastes just like a clear gummy bear!  How cool is that?!?

1L Grain Alcohol
1 Handle Cheap Vodka
6 Light Beers
1 2L Ginger Ale
1 Large Can Lemonade Mix
1 750ml Pomegranate Vodka

Personally, I like to add gummy bears in the liquid just for fun!

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If none of these tickle your fancy, then feel free to create your own Hunch Punch.  The classic kinds typically include the following ingredients:

Hawaiian Punch

Flavored Vodka of various kinds

Lots of cut up fruit

Ice

Juice (Orange, Pineapple, Etc.)

Remember to use only white alcohols, and don’t forget that you can find all the supplies you need right here at BeerRightNow.com!

 

Cheers!