Top Ten Shots You’d have to Be Absolutely CRAZY to Try

We here at BeerRightNow love a good shot every now and then (more now than then). We are constantly searching up ways to make new concoctions, try ones we haven’t ever heard of, and expand our taste buds. Sometimes, there comes an instance where you run across a shot that you just SHOULD NOT down. Yep, that’s right, we can admit that sometimes we chicken out. In our defense, it is not without good reason. I mean, have you seen some of the things people try to market these days? It’s a good thing we only sell the highest quality beverages and beverage matches. With that said, here is a list of the top ten shots that we are pretty much positive you would NEVER try…unless you were crazy, of course.

10. Prairie Fire
One part Tequila, one part Tabasco, and Black Pepper for garnish. This is two types of burn that we just can’t fathom drinking together. Bleh!

9. The Eggermeister
Yep, it probably IS what you’re thinking…Jagermeister and a pickled egg. Make sure you chew the egg before you swallow the shot. Thinking what we’re thinking? Yeah, yuck! Why don’t you just buy some Jager from BeerRightNow and a Coke and call it a night?

8. Horse Jizz
Ok, so we cheated. This one isn’t exactly a shot. It is actually a drink. It is comprised of two ingredients: half beer, half milk. If the name isn’t enough to make you NOT want to take a sip (I mean come on, would you REALLY want to drink millions of unborn horse foals?? We think NOT.), then the combination of two things that just WERE NOT meant to blend should.

7. Infected Whitehead
Seriously? Seriously? Why would you even risk drinking something that sounds like the puss that oozes from your face on a bad day? This shot is made up of Vodka, Bloody Mary Powder, and a spoonful of cottage cheese. Mmm, tasty.

6. Liquid Steak
Simple: Rum and Worcestershire sauce. If drinking A-1 with a kick is something you like, this might actually not be so bad.

5. Smoker’s Cough
There is so much to say about this one…for one, smoking causes Cancer, Death, and lots of other illnesses, so why anyone would drink something called the “smoker’s cough” is beyond us. This drink is made up of Jager and a spoon of warm mayonnaise. The texture is very much like that of phlegm, hence the coughing. Try at your OWN RISK.

4. Prairie Oyster
Get some Bourbon, add an entire raw egg, and garnish with Tabasco. This oyster is certain NOT to be an aphrodisiac. In fact, it will probably do the exact opposite!

3. Black Death
Vodka and Soy Sauce. Nothing more, nothing less. Come on, you cannot possibly like Chinese food THAT MUCH! If you ask us, this should be called “Death by Sodium”.

2. The Tapeworm
Having a tapeworm might actually be much more enjoyable than drinking this shot. This shot consists of a few familiar ingredients such as vodka, Tabasco sauce, pepper, and topped off with a dollop of mayonnaise. Bottoms up?

1. New Jersey Turnpike
Have you ever wondered how dirty a bartender’s rag really is? I mean they use the same one to wipe up spills, clean up for other customers, etc. Surely they could have soaked up some good alcohol, right? This drink, or suicide mission requires you to take the rag that they use and squeeze its contents into a shot glass. If none of the other drinks make you gag, we’re most positive this will. But…if you must try…go right ahead! Just make sure you let us know.

If I were you, I’d stick to what I know is good. Until then, cheers!