How to Sneak Beers Into the Public Pool this Summer (not that you should)

Ok, so anyone who actually takes the time to read the pool rules will see that it advertises that there are not alcoholic beverages allowed at the pool. Come on, who listens to that? Here are a few suggestions for sneaking your choice beverage into the pool.

1. Can Covers — Buy some labels that look similar to popular sodas. Also, you could cut a soda can (empty, of course) and then slip it on your beer can.

2. Coozies — Typically, they hide most of the can, so sometimes they can help you not get caught.

3. Pour your alcohol into a fast food cup — You couldn’t have possibly gotten Smirnoff from McDonald’s right?!

4. Flip flop flask — That’s right, sneak the booze in through your shoes!

5. Camelbak — Fill with beer instead of water. After all, isn’t it made to keep you hydrated? XD

6. Mix it in a smoothie — This is like the perfect combination of healthy and detrimental. Go for it!

7. Wine Rack — This is only if you plan to go to the pool and not swim. It is basically a sports bra with a pack of alcohol in it.

8. Beer Belly — The male version of the wine rack, this straps on the belly under the shirt.

9. Cooler — Keep them concealed until you are ready to drink.

10. Hidden under your towel — Just make sure that you don’t snatch it off the table too quickly.

The fact of the matter is, if you really want to sneak beer into the pool, you will find a way. My preferred method is the fast food cup. See you at the pool!