How Did You Get Home Last Night?

Girls, this may be an article that you dread reading, but it is one that is imperative, so listen up. How many of you can recall a time when you got so drunk that you forgot what happened over the course of the night, but somehow you woke up at home? Yeah…I thought so. Stop the madness.

The fact of the matter is, when you drink so much that you can’t recall how you made it to your front door, there is a serious problem! I mean think about the possibilities here…

You could have told some random guy how to get to your house and he could have taken you. This could have many repercussions. One, a random guy now knows where you live. Two, how can you be sure there wasn’t any funny business going on and a night cap ensued? Three, what if the guy was someone you hate? Four, the fact that you don’t know how you woke up naked in your bed probably means it is time to start doing some disinfecting….

Your friends could have taken you home. This can be a good thing, but let’s face it. No friend is loyal when you’re/they’re drunk. Period. Too many possible variables so let’s move on.

Mom and dad got a call from the police station and brought you home. Umm…is there even a reason to explain why this is NOT a good thing?

You walked home. For the sake of your own sanity, you should probably just assume this and start trying to forget any act associated with this mysterious occurrence. “…What night of partying?” Yeah, just like that.

Long story short, if you have to ask yourself, “how the hell did I get home, ” take my advice and never do what you did last night again. Drinking is great, really it is, but doing so irresponsibly is just plain foolish.